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"I'm gonna run you over!"

Imbecilic question grand prize:

Q: Are you gonna race 'cross this year?

A: (#1)Does the pope shit in the woods? Does a bear wear a funny hat?

A: (#2)Well, I've been doing it every year since 1991. Why should this year be any different?

A: (#3)Maybe if you'd push that baby jogger out to the races once in a while to cheer on the local guys, you'd know that I'm already racing 'cross this year (yeah, it's start EVERY year in the fall). Or maybe switch off Disney radio and click over to the WSBA site to find out what's going on.

A: (#4)You used to race too. Or did you forget?

Other people have kids and race too. Lame excuse.